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Friday, April 28, 2006 

It's a miracle

I'm PMSing. I'm bloated. I don't feel well. Last night I had greasy bar food, a chocolate brownie, and a piece of carrot cake for dinner. (Just typing that makes me want to throw up.) This morning before work I tried on my favorite bikini. My tummy was flat and I looked pretty sexy. I contemplated going to work in just my bikini today.

Thank you God for not allowing all that nasty food to make me fat. Today is a red bull diet and tennis after work. I must look even hotter in that bikini!

Update: Proof that I had a Red Bull diet today. I'm so wired and focused!

maybe i'll have to try the red bull route. the xenadrine makes my internal organs not funcion properly.

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  • I'm young, single, got a great ass, a serial dater, a sometimes drunk, addicted to the gym, liable to make fat girls cry, have a mild ED, think Notre Dame is the greatest college and Texas is the greatest state. Currently at a standstill since moving from Detroit Area, Michigan (tons of yuppies) to Mason, MI (noted KKK presence). Come be a part of my random, shocking, and exciting world.
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