Monday, June 25, 2007 

Overheard This Weekend

Me: If musicals have taught me anything, that's totally the way you do smack.

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Saturday, June 23, 2007 

Egg On My Face

Well, it was more like egg on my house. Yes, I got egged last night. And I wasn't happy. I discovered the damage when I did the walk of shame from Baloo's house this morning. Three eggs were smashed on my garage and doorway. I was livid. What punk kids would think that was a good idea. By the time I discovered the damage, the eggs were dried and there was nothing I could do. I did call the police and made a police report. No other houses on my street were hit. I was hoping that it was just a random occurrence. However, those kids will get theirs in the end. Fortunately my neighbor has a power washer so the whole cleanup took less than thirty minutes. So, that was something good. The joys of homeownership!

And after a stressful week at work, this was supposed to be my weekend to relax! Oy vey!

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Monday, June 18, 2007 

That Was Close!

Sorry I took down that last post. It was a good one and I appreciated everyones comments. However, I made a boo boo. Within the post I put my real name. And I got a Google Alert that my name appeared in Google! Opps! So when you Googled my name, the blog appeared. I did a request for that page to be removed and Phew! It's gone. Now I can go back to telling drunken stories without worries. More to come soon.

Thursday, June 14, 2007 

Hot Tamale Train

So I'm watching So You Think You Can Dance last night and the Verizon commercial comes on featuring Prince. Yowzers! That man is hot. I wanted to eat him with a spoon. I have his last album and I can't wait for his new one to come out. How I wish I could be that man's guitar.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 

Starting Over

I’ve decided to start over. I want to take charge of my life. I have nothing to do this summer as I have no school commitments and work tends to slow to a snail’s pace when the weather gets warm. So, with a consultation from Kipper I’ve decided to take the Men’s Health personal trainer thingy. Why Men’s Health? Well, because the Women’s Health was not that helpful. On the Men’s Health page, I can buy three months of personal training. I told them that I want to get lean and they give me exercises to do everyday. I decided to do an hour of weight training on Monday, Wednesday, Saturdays, and cardio on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And since I get to pick my cardio, I’m doing rollerblading. Because I found this neat park near my house that has a nice trial through the woods and around a lake. And it’s fun to rollerblade.

This weekend is dedicated to picking out nice snacks for me to eat during the day so I don’t get too bored at work. I’m thinking of having dried fruit, yogurt, cheese, things like that. I’m so excited about my new program that starts on Monday. Baloo chastised me today for having a pop tart and a nutra grain bar. Pretty much as my only meals of the day. Whatever. He knows nothing. I keep telling him that if he wants me to be pretty and thin, he’s gonna have to stop commenting on my unhealthy eating. It just goes with the territory.

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007 

Public Service Announcement # 49641

When I come home for some 'Afternoon Delight,' please let me know whether or not you've delighted yourself earlier in the day. It will save me time and effort. (Not that I'm complaining. Everyone likes a little unexpected afternoon delight.)

In other news, I just got this. Drool with me.

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Saturday, June 02, 2007 

What My Wrath Can Produce


So after a day of not talking, Baloo presented me with these. These are the first flowers that I received from him. I was floored and so happy. It's nice to see that someone else wants us to work as much as I do! :-)

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  • I'm young, single, got a great ass, a serial dater, a sometimes drunk, addicted to the gym, liable to make fat girls cry, have a mild ED, think Notre Dame is the greatest college and Texas is the greatest state. Currently at a standstill since moving from Detroit Area, Michigan (tons of yuppies) to Mason, MI (noted KKK presence). Come be a part of my random, shocking, and exciting world.
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