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Monday, November 07, 2005 

Broke Face

Apparently The Cop broke his face last night playing basketball. I told him to tell eveyone that I beat him and he's in an abusive relationship. Because, really, it's not that far from the truth.

"Broke his face" is really funny to say...

I was once a victim of your abuse (oh yes, I still remember), but I know now I don't have to take it. The Cop and I should start a support group ... "Those who sleep with/near Kiki"

- Roomie

I thought we weren't going to tell anybody about that time we slept together! I assume you were indicating that I sleep with you and near The Cop. Right?

i've hit you before and i'll hit you again

I'm jealous! You never beat me up when we were in a relationship! Oh wait, misconstrued facts...


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