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Thursday, November 03, 2005 


I'm sitting at the computer chatting with a friend, reading some celebrity news. I've prepared for my weekend away. I've washed dishes. I've taken out the trash. I'm stalling because I don't want to shave my legs. It's really unfair. The Cop doesn't bother shaving until we walk out the door to go somewhere. If we decide to stay in, he doesn't shave. Me, I have to prepare to shave a whole freaking day in advance! Ugh. Ok. It's 10:00. I'm hitting the shower.

and, in conclusion, men are not worth it.

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