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Thursday, September 01, 2005 

You might be a lesbian if.....

...you tell your neighbors you're a lesbian.

I learned something about myself tonight. I like to be a private person. This may be why I have very few friends. I don't like too many people knowing what's going on with Kiki. I think that's why I lie. And I was so eager to imply that I'm a big Lez. It went down like this:

I was talking to one of my neighbors in his yard. I'd met his wife and I talk to her regularly, but I've never talked to him. We chit chatted for a while when he asked me if I had a boyfriend. My first response was, "Do you think you know me well enough to ask such a personal question?" He replied that he had been talking to me for a few minutes, so yes. And my response was, "Well, how do you know I'm not a lesbian?" He said that he's friends with gay people (the typical some of my best friends are black response) and he didn't care if i was a lez or not. So then he asked me if I had a girlfriend and I just gave him a devious smile.

I'm not sure why I lie. I just don't like people getting too close to me or knowing my business. Especially people who I live near. We can wave and say hello to each other in passing, but that's as far as it goes. Plus, I like to give people something to talk about!


Hey, I'm just one of those people passing by. I liked reading your blog, You seem pretty sarcastic and that's cool by me.

WTF?!?!? why are all these people taking up my room for writing and who are they?!!?

and i like that you lie. it makes me feel more normal.

I like random comments like the one from trumpeezy. I don't like the solicitation. Boo on him.

Why the hell are you up at 1:53 AM?

Fun neighbors ... you'll have to remember to not introduce me if I come visit :)

T

I lived with you for a little bit ... I never felt uncomfortable ... I liked our bra/panty pillow fights. Am I a lesbian too now?

- Roomie

I lived with you for a little bit ... I never felt uncomfortable ... I liked our bra/panty pillow fights. Am I a lesbian too now?

- Roomie

testing testin

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