You might be a lesbian if.....
...you tell your neighbors you're a lesbian.
I learned something about myself tonight. I like to be a private person. This may be why I have very few friends. I don't like too many people knowing what's going on with Kiki. I think that's why I lie. And I was so eager to imply that I'm a big Lez. It went down like this:
I was talking to one of my neighbors in his yard. I'd met his wife and I talk to her regularly, but I've never talked to him. We chit chatted for a while when he asked me if I had a boyfriend. My first response was, "Do you think you know me well enough to ask such a personal question?" He replied that he had been talking to me for a few minutes, so yes. And my response was, "Well, how do you know I'm not a lesbian?" He said that he's friends with gay people (the typical some of my best friends are black response) and he didn't care if i was a lez or not. So then he asked me if I had a girlfriend and I just gave him a devious smile.
I'm not sure why I lie. I just don't like people getting too close to me or knowing my business. Especially people who I live near. We can wave and say hello to each other in passing, but that's as far as it goes. Plus, I like to give people something to talk about!
I learned something about myself tonight. I like to be a private person. This may be why I have very few friends. I don't like too many people knowing what's going on with Kiki. I think that's why I lie. And I was so eager to imply that I'm a big Lez. It went down like this:
I was talking to one of my neighbors in his yard. I'd met his wife and I talk to her regularly, but I've never talked to him. We chit chatted for a while when he asked me if I had a boyfriend. My first response was, "Do you think you know me well enough to ask such a personal question?" He replied that he had been talking to me for a few minutes, so yes. And my response was, "Well, how do you know I'm not a lesbian?" He said that he's friends with gay people (the typical some of my best friends are black response) and he didn't care if i was a lez or not. So then he asked me if I had a girlfriend and I just gave him a devious smile.
I'm not sure why I lie. I just don't like people getting too close to me or knowing my business. Especially people who I live near. We can wave and say hello to each other in passing, but that's as far as it goes. Plus, I like to give people something to talk about!
Hey, I'm just one of those people passing by. I liked reading your blog, You seem pretty sarcastic and that's cool by me.
Posted by
Trumpeezy |
Thu Sep 01, 11:02:00 PM EDT
WTF?!?!? why are all these people taking up my room for writing and who are they?!!?
and i like that you lie. it makes me feel more normal.
Posted by
Pocket Kip |
Fri Sep 02, 01:53:00 AM EDT
I like random comments like the one from trumpeezy. I don't like the solicitation. Boo on him.
Why the hell are you up at 1:53 AM?
Posted by
Kiki |
Fri Sep 02, 09:04:00 AM EDT
Fun neighbors ... you'll have to remember to not introduce me if I come visit :)
T
Posted by
Anonymous |
Fri Sep 02, 04:31:00 PM EDT
I lived with you for a little bit ... I never felt uncomfortable ... I liked our bra/panty pillow fights. Am I a lesbian too now?
- Roomie
Posted by
Anonymous |
Sat Sep 03, 03:47:00 PM EDT
I lived with you for a little bit ... I never felt uncomfortable ... I liked our bra/panty pillow fights. Am I a lesbian too now?
- Roomie
Posted by
Anonymous |
Sat Sep 03, 03:47:00 PM EDT
testing testin
Posted by
Pocket Kip |
Tue Sep 06, 10:35:00 AM EDT