And I'm Fifty! (say it like Molly Shannon says it)
Did I tell you about the hot flash I had yesterday morning?
I was standing in Lydia's office yesterday chatting. About something. All of a sudden I got real nauseous. I thought it was nothing. Sometimes I get nauseous for no reason. Then I got kinda hot. I was wearing a turtleneck (I know, in May! Stupid Michigan weather) so I thought that was ok. Maybe I overdressed. Then I started sweating and getting dizzy. I felt so bad cause I looked at Lydia and said, "I'm sorry, but can I sit down in your chair?" She thought I was gonna pass out. But worse, we were the only ones there so she would have to be the one to call 911. I bet she was secretly thinking she could hide me in the basement and take over my office with the windows. I only think this because in all reality, I would have done the same thing.
Anyway. I think I had a hotflask. Cause after my spell passed, I got real cold and put on a sweater over my turtleneck. And I looked at the thermostat and it was set to 70.
I'm barely 23 and I'm already getting meopause. So if I ever have sex again, no risk of babies!
I was standing in Lydia's office yesterday chatting. About something. All of a sudden I got real nauseous. I thought it was nothing. Sometimes I get nauseous for no reason. Then I got kinda hot. I was wearing a turtleneck (I know, in May! Stupid Michigan weather) so I thought that was ok. Maybe I overdressed. Then I started sweating and getting dizzy. I felt so bad cause I looked at Lydia and said, "I'm sorry, but can I sit down in your chair?" She thought I was gonna pass out. But worse, we were the only ones there so she would have to be the one to call 911. I bet she was secretly thinking she could hide me in the basement and take over my office with the windows. I only think this because in all reality, I would have done the same thing.
Anyway. I think I had a hotflask. Cause after my spell passed, I got real cold and put on a sweater over my turtleneck. And I looked at the thermostat and it was set to 70.
I'm barely 23 and I'm already getting meopause. So if I ever have sex again, no risk of babies!
we all appreciate that you won't be spawning any devil babies...
well, maybe not...that would be fun.
preggers kiki. hehehe.
meow
"love"
~daddy kipper
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