Let's have a wedding
Today I decided that marriage couldn't be all that bad. (N.B. I'm PMSing right now, so I think strange things are acceptable, like Brit's pregnancy or Star Jones.)
Anyway, I was reading a recap in which a man is getting married, and his friend treats it like the guy's been sentenced to death. Marriage couldn't be all that bad. I mean, with marriage, you actually have someone to sleep with all the time. And if you steal money from their wallet afterwards, it can't be considered a crime.
I'm in no way, shape, or form thinking about getting married. At least not now. And not to a damn yankee (unless they're of the E.Coast, old money variety). I detest Michigan men as they are generally unattractive, rude, and kinda overweight. However, I am saying that it would be nice to finally stop looking. You know, to settle down with one person.
Maybe I just need a boyfriend. Or a small pet. Or a Midol.
Yeah. A glass of wine and a Midol.
I'll talk to y'all later when my body stops playing tricks on me.
Anyway, I was reading a recap in which a man is getting married, and his friend treats it like the guy's been sentenced to death. Marriage couldn't be all that bad. I mean, with marriage, you actually have someone to sleep with all the time. And if you steal money from their wallet afterwards, it can't be considered a crime.
I'm in no way, shape, or form thinking about getting married. At least not now. And not to a damn yankee (unless they're of the E.Coast, old money variety). I detest Michigan men as they are generally unattractive, rude, and kinda overweight. However, I am saying that it would be nice to finally stop looking. You know, to settle down with one person.
Maybe I just need a boyfriend. Or a small pet. Or a Midol.
Yeah. A glass of wine and a Midol.
I'll talk to y'all later when my body stops playing tricks on me.
