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Thursday, April 14, 2005 

Let's have a wedding

Today I decided that marriage couldn't be all that bad. (N.B. I'm PMSing right now, so I think strange things are acceptable, like Brit's pregnancy or Star Jones.)

Anyway, I was reading a recap in which a man is getting married, and his friend treats it like the guy's been sentenced to death. Marriage couldn't be all that bad. I mean, with marriage, you actually have someone to sleep with all the time. And if you steal money from their wallet afterwards, it can't be considered a crime.

I'm in no way, shape, or form thinking about getting married. At least not now. And not to a damn yankee (unless they're of the E.Coast, old money variety). I detest Michigan men as they are generally unattractive, rude, and kinda overweight. However, I am saying that it would be nice to finally stop looking. You know, to settle down with one person.

Maybe I just need a boyfriend. Or a small pet. Or a Midol.

Yeah. A glass of wine and a Midol.

I'll talk to y'all later when my body stops playing tricks on me.

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  • I'm young, single, got a great ass, a serial dater, a sometimes drunk, addicted to the gym, liable to make fat girls cry, have a mild ED, think Notre Dame is the greatest college and Texas is the greatest state. Currently at a standstill since moving from Detroit Area, Michigan (tons of yuppies) to Mason, MI (noted KKK presence). Come be a part of my random, shocking, and exciting world.
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