Despite the sexual connotation of the picture above, my news does not involve anything about sex. I got a new job! I will now be the new Master of the Universe! Not really. Y'all know I can't tell you what my new job is. But I am super duper excited, and I start soon! Commence to celebrating!
I'm young, single, got a great ass, a serial dater, a sometimes drunk, addicted to the gym, liable to make fat girls cry, have a mild ED, think Notre Dame is the greatest college and Texas is the greatest state. Currently at a standstill since moving from Detroit Area, Michigan (tons of yuppies) to Mason, MI (noted KKK presence). Come be a part of my random, shocking, and exciting world.
Isn't it kind of sexist that He-Man got to be the Master of Universe, while She-Ra only got to be a Princess? Of Power?
Posted by
Jonathan Dewbre |
Sat Jan 05, 08:52:00 PM EST
it's nice to know you'll finally make enough money to support your ex-husband and children.
YAY POODLE!
Posted by
Pocket Kip |
Sat Jan 05, 10:16:00 PM EST