What Goes on Inside My Head
The following are things I wrote down in class last night:
I sat in class today and could think of nothing besides a Ketel One Martini with a blue cheese stuffed olive and a splash of olive juice.
I had a meeting today with a 98 year old man. I kid you not. And he had all of his faculties. I think he could beat me in a foot race.
Baloo left his phone in my car last night and he frantically IMed me at work looking for it. I found it. And I had access to all of his phone numbers. So I stole the good ones. I'm crafty like that.
I sat in class today and could think of nothing besides a Ketel One Martini with a blue cheese stuffed olive and a splash of olive juice.
I had a meeting today with a 98 year old man. I kid you not. And he had all of his faculties. I think he could beat me in a foot race.
Baloo left his phone in my car last night and he frantically IMed me at work looking for it. I found it. And I had access to all of his phone numbers. So I stole the good ones. I'm crafty like that.
Labels: random thoughts
i bet he was skinnier than you too. HA!
Posted by Anonymous | Wed Dec 05, 09:24:00 AM EST
Is he planning to campaign to be the next President of the United States? I'll vote for him.
Posted by Jonathan Dewbre | Thu Dec 06, 02:40:00 AM EST