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Wednesday, December 05, 2007 

What Goes on Inside My Head

The following are things I wrote down in class last night:

I sat in class today and could think of nothing besides a Ketel One Martini with a blue cheese stuffed olive and a splash of olive juice.

I had a meeting today with a 98 year old man. I kid you not. And he had all of his faculties. I think he could beat me in a foot race.

Baloo left his phone in my car last night and he frantically IMed me at work looking for it. I found it. And I had access to all of his phone numbers. So I stole the good ones. I'm crafty like that.


i bet he was skinnier than you too. HA!

Is he planning to campaign to be the next President of the United States? I'll vote for him.

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