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Thursday, January 03, 2008 

Aerobic Striptease

Baloo is gone for 8 days to help his brother move to San Antonio. So, I have a lot of time on my hands. Before he left I ordered Carmen Electra's Aerobic Workout from Netflix. Today, I decided to see what it was all about.

First, I love one of her quotes. "Never underestimate the power of a finger in the mouth." You're telling me, sister! Actually, the workout was fun! I would recommend disc one. The routines were very easy to learn, and they're actually sexy. Even the warm-up was sexy. Carmen is the sexiest of the instructors. The other yuppies look really uncomfortable performing stripper moves. Meanwhile, Carmen looks right at home.

So I can't wait to perfect my routine and surprise Baloo when he gets home. It's good that I have goals!


Is it wrong that I've gotten strangely turned on by this post? :)

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