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Tuesday, October 16, 2007 


I have beef with WebMD So I have this rash on my upper lip. It's not herpes. I've had this rash occur throughout my childhood. Sometimes I go years without the rash. But for some reason, the rash is pretty bad right now. I've been non medicating with Burt's Bees, but today, I felt that I needed to do some diagnosis. So, I consulted. WebMD.

First, they told me I had scarlet fever. Then they told me I had strep throat. After that, I was preggers (SAY WHAT?!) and they finally narrowed it down to hives. I think I have hives. And I'm ok with that. Apparently they are caused by a variety of things, and I'll need to invest in some Benedryl to get rid of them.

But really, WebMD gave me a bit too many choices. And pregnancy? What's up with that? Do you have any guesses as to what my new illness might be?


if you insist on shaving your lady-stash without using a moisturizing shave cream, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Disclaimer: WebMD is not a real doctor. Do not allow WebMD to touch your "fun parts."

Could be eczema. If it really worries you, go see a dermatologist.

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