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Monday, July 23, 2007 

Truly Outrageous

What other girls out there remember this?

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With her light up earrings and a flair for Modanna-esqe clothes, I felt as though she might be my twin trapped in a TV screen.

Try to follow this true story:

One day, my Jem doll cheated on Ken(she stole from Barbie) with the G.I. Joe named Shipwreck. What can I say, she liked shorter men?

As punishment for her whorish ways, I cut off her hair and ripped her earrings out with a fork.

Moral of the story:

Never fuck with the person in charge.

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