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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 

We're All Gonna Die Some Day

Daddy Kiki tends to be a bit morbid at times. I don't enjoy it. Today he called me to tell me that I could be a very rich daughter. My ears perked up at that. I thought we had won the lottery. No. Daddy Kiki was telling me about the bomb scare across the street from his building. He watched the whole thing unfold. Apparently there were two blue gas cans. One in the bushes and one under a parked car. The bomb robots came out, streets were blocked, the whole shebang. Turns out the gas cans were just filled with water. I asked him why that would have made a me a rich daughter. He responded that if it really was a bomb, his side of the building would be the first to go and I could probably get a healthy settlement benefiting from his death. Yes, Daddy Kiki, because when your only parent is dead, you're obviously thinking about how you can profit from the situation. I promptly hung up with him after that.

On the Baloo front, it seems that he is officially my boyfriend. I've never been blessed with the status of girlfriend before. Not officially, at least. While we were at the bar on Monday night, Baloo's roommate asked what our status was. I promptly froze and muttered some bullshit about not liking 'labels' and whatnot. So I emailed Baloo and told him that there were rumors being spread that I was his girlfriend and i don't recall being asked. Later on in the evening when he walked me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend. I promptly said No. Although I was joking, he told me that he didn't want to pressure me and he wanted me to take my time and think about it. What an awesome guy! So I said that I would be his girlfriend and that was that. So now I have a boyfriend. I like it. I'm going to wear it around for a while and break it in. I like the way it feels on me.

"We're all gonna die some day" is totally my life's motto.

Hey, congratulations.

girlfriends have a 75% greater chance of getting pregnant than non-girlfriends.

i heard it on Tyra.


OooOOOOOooh!!! She has a boyfriend!!!! A Boooooooooooyyyyyyy-friend!Teeheeheehee!!

Ok, growing up a little now - congrats on the new status ;-)


Yeah for you. I am so happy!! Your dad is funny. My dad called to tell me that a guy ran a red light and hit him and if he didn't make it to the hospital in time I could have his house. THanks dad.

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